Miscellaneous Mental Musings of an Emerging Artist
As such, in this LJ, I’ll be keeping a record of who is being asked for when it doesn’t happen to be me. This serves a twofold purpose:
1) It amuses me.
2) Now it will never happen again. 
Last night, I received a phone call from a man looking for “Mohammad.” 
Five minutes ago, and the ultimate impetus for this entry, I received a call from a man trying to set up his child support payments.
Let the games begin!
Current music: MP3 list, The Crystal Method with Filter, “(Can’t You) Trip Like I Do” 
 Of course, karmically speaking, now that I’ve mentioned that this will never happen again, it will happen again, because I’ve just reversed the reverse psychology of the universe. Take that, Einstein.
 It’s too bad he wasn’t looking for “Jesus.” I could have had a fun, Muppet-Moviesque moment with that.
 This song contains one of my favorite lyricals metaphors ever: “I’ve got the patience of a chopping block.”